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100 random facts about Paul C. Toph
1. Is a VIP – Very Interesting Person
2. Doesn’t like social media and hides himself in the internet
3. That’s why it is very hard to find any information about him in the open sources
4. Although he is a completely very much so IT-guy
5. Linux. Just Linux.
6. Was a very calm kid (strange 
7. And also very cute (not strange)
8. Blondie
9. Sometimes a bit ginger, but denies it with all his might
10. Has very beautiful big blue eyes, which change color depending on the mood
11. Has impossible love for philosophy
12. Kant. Just Kant. Even more than Linux
13. Is an unusual wise ass
14. In 5 minutes can tell over hundred facts about things you had no clue about before
15. Probably makes up some of these facts, but it sounds so truthful that you believe without any doubt
16. Likes to bet
17. But only when he is 150 percent sure he is right
18. Hates to loose
19. Loves all kinds of comedy genre
20. Especially German ones 
21. Strange, because his jokes are much better than in the movies
22. Is the best English-speaking person I’ve ever seen (except natural speakers)
23. Sometimes I believe he is a walking dictionary
24. Has an adorable British accent
25. For him there is no difference which language to speak – German or English because he speaks them both equally great
26. Maybe he prefers to speak English because makes mistakes in German :P
27. Loves his job
28. Although wishes to be a musician all his life
29. Awesomely plays guitar
30. Sings even better
31. Very cute when he sings pop-music songs
32. Impresses with fact that he knows much more about modern music than he is supposed to
33. Is very intercultural and multinational person
34. For a German citizen it is much unusual
35. Is open for a new information and new knowledge, even if it is completely useless
36. Is the most kind and pure person I’ve ever met
37. Has special relationship with cats
38. Maybe because he is a cat himself
39. Is very funny when eating a yogurt
40. Eats everything that could be chewed
41. But nevertheless cooks great
42. Sadly, is too lazy to cook
43. Favorite food – Italian
44. Is a German who doesn’t drink beer every day
45. Even every week
46. Says that he is not fond of football, but still knows a lot about it
47. Is a grammar-nazi
48. And a communist 
49. Wants to hang DDR flag in his apartment
50. Knows DDR anthem by heart
51. As well as hundreds of other songs
52. Doesn’t want to go to USA
53. Should have been born during other times (probably sixties)
54. Doesn’t look like Sysadministrator
55. But anyway is the best system administrator in the world
56. Sometimes has a beard
57. Is a very honest person
58. Sometimes too honest
59. Sings in the shower
60. Sings everywhere
61. Hugz
62. Much hugz
63. Likes hugs more than kisses or other types of intimacy
64. Has a pair of cute hedgehogs
65. They are more than just hedgehogs – they are friends
66. Doesn’t like to have breakfast
67. Likes to have breakfast as dinner
68. Eat sweets in a great amounts
69. I mean GREAT amounts
70. Cannot stand heat
71. But doesn’t feel cold at all
72. Is a bit geeky and nerdy, but denies it
73. FTL
74. Mario
75. MARIO
76. NINTENDO
77. Can sleep everywhere in any position
78. Snores)
79. Can work in multiple weird positions, without a chair or standing – so interested in the stuff he does that he doesn’t realize that something is wrong
80. Can sit in lotus position
81. Is not really a Blumen Freund 
82. Has radical views on marriage
83. But anyway is a family type of person
84. Is a home cat)
85. Loves being at home more than anything
86. Speaks during sleep
87. Is allergic to many things but still eats them all
88. Except onions
89. Has a tv as the best background for everything, even singing or playing guitar
90. Is an IT-guy, but has Ipod and Ipad
91. Maybe has a Mac, but hides it
92. Speaks French – although his relations with France and everything French are… controversial 
93. Is easy with Nazi jokes
94. Usually is very calm and patient person
95. But very scary when mad
96. Likes tea more than coffee – and not some tea, but Earl Grey
97. Smokes, but denies addiction to smoking
98. Has a Russian girlfriend 
99. And constantly troubles and adventures connected to this
100. Is in love. I hope for long.